This is my job 2/3rds of the time
I was always attracted not by some quantifiable, external beauty, but by something deep down, something absolute. Just as some people have a secret love for rainstorms, earthquakes, or blackouts, I liked that certain undefinable something.
— Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*
I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks